Howdy.

My name is Brittany M. Ortega, and this is a paid corner of the internet where I keep things I'm only sometimes pleased with. If you're wondering what happened to this place, I'll write up a nice long blog about it. If you're new here, then you don't know the difference, and what a beautiful thing that is. Not knowing things. 

Right. I am 35 years old and have spent the last 29 of those years writing poetry. If you're thinking that should be some indicator of how talented I am, let me assure you now, it is not. 

Thank you for visiting. I hope to clean this place up soon. Tell you friends to drop on by if they're into that sad bastard shit.