19. June 2016

So there's a fun lady problem I've been having lately. I say lately, really, it's been the last month and a half. When I say that God Hates Women, I'm not trying to be funny or controversial, I mean it just like I say it. God totes hates the ladyfolk. I don't blame him. We ruined paradise. We tempted and tainted man. And by "we", I mean one lady maybe a long ass time ago maybe not even at all, maybe I'm a lunatic. Who knows. Occasionally, my brain will get all worked up about something and I'll...

12. June 2016

As Nick and I settled down for bed a few nights ago, we decided it was time to give reading to Herbert a try. According to the emails I get every week, he could hear us talking and would certainly hear Nick speaking directly into the belly mic. One of the awesome gifts I have received from coworkers was this - The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein. A classic. Or so I was told, I'd never actually read it myself. So imagine my excitement as we cozied up and settled in for Herbert and I's first...