Black Friday Lunch Break at Lucile's

On an hour lunch, I go down the street

to the bistro that makes those

deviled eggs I like.

 

It is cold and I dislike the word 'bistro'.

As I sit at the bar and wave to the bartender

I think about other words I

don't like.

 

She is annoyed with something I cannot see.

The bartender, I mean -

she casts her eyes like something sharp

across the room, but nothing dies.

 

"Margarita, hun?" she asks, still piercing

some foe with her dagger glance.

 

Nah, I say,

I'm on the clock.

A soda's fine.

Thanks very much.

 

Margarita is another word I don't like.

Too many r's.

Makes the Texan throat feel like a clogged

toilet bowl.

 

She returns with a coke, but she's deadset down the way,

and I can't help but ask,

I don't wanna be weird, but

are you okay?

 

She looks at me and the velcro rip

makes me teeth feel like I'm chewing

erasers.

 

She grunts and says, "Woman to woman?

There's a girl over there who I'm Pretty sure

used to screw my

boyfriend."

 

While you were dating?

"No, before"

 

And I spend the rest of the time wondering

if 'rural' feels good to

anyone.

Otherwise Unremarkable

He is like something you use to bruise knuckles with -

rigid and swift, bent a bit at the top

like a yard stick with its tip left under some textbooks

forgotten in Houston (or whatever moist place)

 

and his words are like slashes in their forward flatness,

coded slap reminders that taste like

V8 juice.

 

"Do you see this dark spot here?" he says

and shows me an image

of my brain, expecting

I'll know what he means without

pointing.

 

Everything is dark, then less dark, then lighter,

then some white, then less white

and no, I sure don't.

 

"HERE" he says

in a voice I imagine

cats use with each other

when talking about

dogs.

 

He points to the curve at the back of the brain

and taps on a large dark indent.

"Benign," he says, "You were probably born with it"

but I still don't get it, so he pulls up an image

of a "regular brain", as he forwardslash put it,

 

and lo and behold, a solid light curve

where mine looks like a bit like the symbol for

Wu-Tang.

 

It's not the source of my headaches, in fact,

apart from the birthmark crowding the back wall,

my brain is otherwise

unremarkable.

 

And of all the things that happened after -

the eight shots of nerve block making my head

squishy

 

then dead, then less dead

in the course of 6 hours -

 

the part that really sticks out in my mind

is how perfectly those words summed up my

whole life.

Three C's and a Lemon Squeeze

Y'ever think about our obligation to do CPR?

 

The fellow egging the house inside his knotted

balloon lungs

looks over like he might have heard me.

Now we have no choice.

 

If he goes down, I call first shift.

You can find the AED.

 

My drink mate grins and says, "That's fair,

but I don't think we can help him much.

He needs a plumber, not an elect-

rician."

 

Such a calamity of images listening to this big man cough!

Shattered glass and wet concrete

and the shrinking pores of squeezed sponges

not yellow enough to call 'em so.

 

You're probly right, I tell my friend,

but I'll still take first shift.

You can deal with giving them our

buttfucknowhere coordinates.

 

Somewhere between the bulky trash

and diesel-only truck stop.

 

He grins again and says, "Alright.

Considering this bar is miles from the nearest

pleasant thing. I'm willing to bet the EMTs

know where we are before I say."

 

I look once more to the surging eel,

muffling each shock with shaking hands and

squeezed-in 'sorry's'.

 

My drink mate finishes his beer and asks if I want

another.

 

Just tell me you never think about it.

Yes. I'll have

one more.

The Return of the Bird - She (R/N)ests

On the train ride home, you offer your arm;

you'll wake me when we get to our stop.

 

I accept your offer and lay my head

against the door attached to your

shoulder.

 

Certain parts beg to be expounded.

This evening, I explore

your lips.

 

They are subtle the way displeasure is subtle

when your mom hints that she thought she'd be

a grandmother by

now.

 

And you love her and you know that she

doesn't mean anything by it.

And you don't even mind broaching the subject

but it's late and you'd guessed you could get away with

picking up the food she'd packed for you

without explaining why you never want

kids.

 

Subtle. Subdued. Your Carried Stick lips.

And something about their comely quiet

stokes the softer Bird

in me.

The Return of the Bird - Just Caw My Name

The Bird is any argument; I have

t(w/o)o loud sides to

me.

 

He says he cries more often now.

More than he ever has before.

He cries at work and in his

room

 

HIS room

alone with HIS door

closed.

 

And I, the Always On display,

asked The Bird to let it slide.

 

He says he feels so little joy.

That staying out with friends just doesn't

do it for him

anymore.

 

I read this as our son decides

to plug his chin into the power strip

along my shoulders

 

ow

Ow

OW

 

"HERB-"

 

He says he misses us,

but misses visits every

week

 

he says he needs his family

 

and from the lung tops, The Bird

screams.

The Return of the Bird - She Loves a Good F(l)ight

A man cuts off The Bird in traffic.

Occupies two parking spaces,

spites The Bird's observance of my

stolen, sometimes-patience;

 

her blinker - a pointless signal, he has

no clue what he's

done.

 

The Bird is in her element.

Parks close enough to slam her door

into his as he comes running

back

 

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

 

And he is old

and she is hungry,

and he is small

and a bit wormy.

 

"Fuck you, you fucking moron.

You parked like a goddamned four year old"

 

He stamps his feet

like a choking chicken.

 

"THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

THAT DOESN'T MATTER YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

 

"Ah get fucked, y'old bastard"

Flips herself in his direction,

suddenly craves similar

shapes.

 

If you didn't know, The Bird only

EVER wants

two things:

 

To destroy you or be destroyed

bayou.

The Return of the Bird - The (C/R)apture

I was a fool

ten years removed

from noticing the trail of

seed

 

pockets filling /

winters seemed like

someone Else's problem

now

 

(other)half(hearted) texts sly

preposterous & sober in the

hard parts of the night n'

I

 

followed these almond-shaped eyes I

followed them back to the wall

where mounds of prayers moved mountains and I

stuffed my cheeks n'

didn't see the

box and stick and short rope

 

pull

 

and down it came

and there she stood -

 

The Hulking

Tweety

Bird.

 

N' she stole my smell and

wore my clothes and

prob'ly told you stuff that rhymed with

 

smeeve

and smee

smalone.

Tako-Tsubo

Stress does crazy things, he says.

Mixes a glass of

filtered water

with a scoop of something

from a plastic bag.

 

Stress does crazy things, I think

as my father simply locks the door

and I feel the weight of every car

who didn't feel I was owed a signal

 

he returns once more

 

fumbling about

 

asks aloud where we kids hid

his favorite tam-

bourine.

 

I am a guest at this strange dinner party.

Stress, like a man with one dog left,

eyes me up and

holds me down

 

says I don't feel like I

used

to

 

stress is right -

does crazy things

 

and the shape of my heart

more closely resembles

the squid living

inside my

brain.

Sa:me:

Not much about me has changed

apart

 

from the fact

that I, Now,

sleep with my mouth

closed.

 

Sobriety gallops in

like a leather-bound stallion

and it rears like I'm not worthy

and I smile cause

who cares

 

It is like a .56 string

pulled tight til toit and tighter

stretched between my ass

and mind, on nights

 

like this

I prop a leg up on

each arm

of the chair and pretend

I am giving

birth

 

and when the feelings come-

head first

hair thick

slicked back with every sent-text

push

 

I press down on the string

until it changes pitch

I press down on the string

until my right eye squints

enough to convince

Anyone

that I was born to Okinawan fishermen

I press down until my feelings are placed

in bundles

blue

 

atop my chest

 

heaving

healthy

beautiful

 

doomed.

 

And it distances me.

These nothing needs.

Elephant brain recalls every ditch

that ever produced

water.

 

But I think I sleep better

when I breathe through my nose

 

and wouldn't you know it,

there's more room for breakfast.

 

I don't even swallow spiders

anymore.

Anonymous

I don't want to say 'jealous' is the word

but sitting there 

 

quiet as a girl at her first 

sleepover

realizing her hosts have licked many

boots

and here I haven't even gotten

my period

yet

 

sitting there

among rulers of lands

 

never Not under

attack

 

I think I felt a twinge of lust

knowing they knew Need

and I 

did not.

Impasta

(add water to large pot)

My relationship with you is tricky.

You - reader

Me - writer

You - wanter

Me - I guess'er

(bring to boil, add salt)

Sometimes I feel like an impostor.

That you who I consider

the Greats

get something out of all of this

that I simply

do not.

(add uncooked spaghetti, stir)

It isn't just poetry though.

I don't get much out of anything.

And that means 

when the roof caves in

I don't feel very much like 

dying. 

I don't feel very much like living

either, but

here we are.

(10 minutes - al dente)

I won't stop here, though.

I've let you come too far.

Even if I avoid your eyes

I want to throw you against the wall

as hard and as often

as possible.

(11 minutes - firm)

And I don't mean you harm.

I don't mean you anything.

I just don't know where I fit in

among you

anymore.

(12 minutes - tender)

I don't want your concerns, but it's

only because 

I don't know where they go.

I want to be the one

you throw at the wall

but I know me too well;

I know I won't 

stick.

If I die, go ahead and publish this one.

I waited around to die last night.

I am still waiting today.

 

To tell you in a way that makes it poetry

and not just some scared girl's final words - 

 

it felt like the constantly running hose

in the back of my brain, you know, 

where the motor skills go,

it felt like something attached itself to the pouring end

and inflated

 

swelled

reached its peak and then

burst.

 

The pop was hot and hurt like hell.

Like I'd been bludgeoned with a frying pan

and the mouse and would surely live.

 

Even now, the area feels strange.

I should probably see somebody.

 

Instead, I see I called my husband.

In my wide-eyed worry, I tried calling people 

I loved at one time or another.

But I couldn't get my fingers to stop turning off

the lights.

 

Today,

 

the brain, the heart,

the body, and the wants

argue over who's to blame for this.

 

They grip each other by the neck

and say

 

You don't know how this feels.

Jealousy and Nonchalance

A poet, lacking aim 

but more than adequate in volume,

runs his hands down vision's sides,

comes to rest on vision's hips.

He admires the close-enoughness of 

his never measured

cut.

 

And I, a careful reader,

cringe a bit at the word

"folds"

 

like a rack of discount towels or

a dog who cannot

breathe.

Confronted With

"I have a preposition for you"

 

Which one, I wondered?

Until? Concerning?

In spite of? Regarding?

 

butbutbutbutbutbutbutbutbubutbutbu- 

 

"There's a show tomorrow night.

Our friends are playing.

We should go."

 

I consider our last meeting

n' the last thing he said.

 

Clouds low and heads high from 

shared command of

red felt marble,

under moon and God and oath he held me like 

a piece of 

 

chalk

 

doomed to choke a silent blackboard

with sentences he could not speak.

 

"I'll figure it out, man.

I'll figure it out."

 

And I, drunk with static,

wanton sadness,

caustic nearness,

 

said nothing

then went tubing

down his lazy river

lips.

 

Ohhh, I know it now.

Reading his text, I know for sure.

 

Should I plan to Uber, darling?

Or will you give that itch

what for?

Whole milk, please. 

It is an unsubtle game 

of who can act the MOST comfortable

in these UNcomfortable

chairs.

 

My legs are crossed beneath me.

My laptop is less awkward

in this elevated position.

My left foot threatens

this will not do.

 

It will hold its breath,

hold me hostage with 

pins and needles and

hot, heavy death.

 

Nobody else knows this

and so

I am winning.

 

I can't sneer here like I can sneer

at Other coffee shops. 

Not with this faggoty mountain of adult dessert

playing footsie with my 

tongue.

 

Cold make-believe coffee and public wi-fi

on this dog breath Ju-ly day!

Folds of caramel, cookie bits like

shattered glass

 

and whipped cream

for fucking

miles.

 

I act like I'm above it

but

 

truth is, I'm under

neath.

 

The death has spread into my leg.

My neck is cricked,

my back is spooned.

These chairs feel like a polite plea

to make like trees

with newborn seeds

finish our drinks, then fuckin'

leave.

 

I'm lactose intolerant, if you didn't know.

That's how underneath it

I am.

Even Me

I don't understand anything.

 

Yet here I am, bright white t-shirt,

clean wet hair,

pretending I understand

everything.

 

I slept like an arthritic's fingers last night.

So much so that I dreamed I was crippled.

And someone'd offered to shoot me

to take my mind off the pain.

But I punked out cause my dreams are 

 

seldom 

 

very

dreamy.

 

When I woke up, I took my morning piss.

And a fly. Fat and panicked.

Cycled through stages of grief.

Making every effort to crash

into every goddamned thing.

 

I pondered this a long while.

 

If that idiot would just relax,

he would see I left the door cracked.

He could fit through the crack

and be free.

 

But then I consider that leaving the bathroom

only now means being trapped 

in a much larger space.

More room to Fly, but trapped all the same.

 

Nowhere is free.

Nowhere is safe.

 

I pissed and got real sad about it.

When I flushed, I sprayed him 

with my sister's deodorant.

I figured contents under pressure might

cancel each other

out.

 

But they didn't.

 

He became frantic.

And I wondered if his frightened fly heart

would explode in his stupid fly chest.

 

This is me.

Pretending I understand anything.

 

I'm at work now.

I'm at work and I'm thinking

about my

ex-husband.

 

How I don't think I hate him cause I 

don't hate the fly,

and they essentially have all the same

problems.

 

If he'd relax instead of drinking himself

into deaf, dumb, numb and blind tizzies,

crashing into walls

buzzingbuzzingbuzzingbuzzed,

he'd see that there were simple solutions.

 

(Stop

and Being

and Such

and An Asshole)

 

I don't hate him because,

like everything,

he hurts.

 

Like everything, he wants out.

Like everything, he only knows

to crash into walls

until the cracks in the ceiling

resemble daylight.

 

He doesn't know what else to do.

And so me, who only knows what Not to do,

decide I do not

hate him...

 

You hear that, you gasoline-bellied,

ship-jumping prick??

 

This is me.

Understanding.

Everything.

Analytics

By virtue of my Spanish blood,

I guzzle red wine and hither

the bull.

 

He sometimes resembles 

my lifetime of worry;

more often he resembles

the closed fist of

lost tongues.

 

And he thrashes about so magnificently. 

 

Eyes frightened and alive,

he wishes I'd stop 

calling.

 

And I, with my daring and

death wish and duty,

pick up the red phone

and so tempt him

again.

 

 

 

I worry you don't understand me, reader.

 

It is a sad stupid dance

and I don't blame your stillness.

 

For those of you still placing

your bets on the bull,

know that I invite him

well fed and

uninjured

 

but he will not leave

this 

way.

 

 

And there will be cries of unimaginable

sufferings,

but I'll only be able to

half (h)ear them.

Approaching Independence

The older I get, the more I understand

the heart of hard things

like war.

 

My son is sitting in the living room.

He scratches at his toe and whines.

It is swollen. Little wagon red. 

 

Something has bitten him.

.

..

...

An ant!

 

Bitten him on his stupid way

to wherever it is

ants go.

 

And I do not think to kill the ant.

Instead, I think to follow him

back to his ant friends and

family

 

and kill them all just as hard as I 

can righteously think to do.

 

I think to scorch the earth beneath

the shadow of the mound

so that future ants and ticks and fleas

and flying things and neighbors with 

chickenpocked dots by their names

will KNOW 

I AM 

the LORD.

 

And I think to do this

because I love my son.

And it's strange (but not terribly surprising)

that people love land

the same.

This Eternal Disconnect

I used to pretend I was someplace else.

Someplace like the lake, where the feeling of being

dragged out in plain sight

made a little more sense. 

 

And the weight of his water

pressing down on my chest,

it just made more sense to imagine the lake

cause even now, the rapture

he poured down my ears

still leaks if I tilt my head just

right.

 

I can joke about it now cause I wasn't there.

So where is it I go anymore?

 

Recently, I tried not to go

anywhere.

 

I stared right at his face

and told myself to accept it.

He is a man, not a redwood

towering over my small form.

He is a man, not a funnel

descending upon poor farmland.

He is a man, I told myself

but it didn't do much good.

 

He was a man I watched from someone else's TV.

I flipped back and forth between channels

and when I saw that it was over,

I think I wanted to feel sad. 

 

But I couldn't because it did not happen to me.

 

This eternal disconnect is helpful that way.

I d(o/id/on't/ie) so often.

I've made two jokes in as many hours

about Hemingway - 

that blast from the past.

 

Three now.

Still not sorry.

 

I'll tell you why that's

significant.

 

The storm blew in not long after he left.

And I'd held his eyes with every thrust

and kissed him the way

I know he likes.

And I whispered things like secrets

as I asked to be

turned over.

 

And when I felt his rhythm 

go from needy to need-

ing,

 

I told him what he needed to hear.

And so it went.

And so it goes.

And off he went.

And so I go

 

back to this poetry thing.

Where I split myself

 

(again)

 

for you.

 

Except I mean it here.

I mean I mean it more than I mean it

There.

 

There is just where I remind myself

that God hates women

almost as much 

as he hates 

 

run-on sentences.

I don't have fleas, just memories.

I'll tell you something interesting.

 

I am standing attentive,

a real professional, you know,

and I am scratching my belly

and the act of scratching

my professional belly

has activated the detergent

and I can now smell myself.

 

And not that I think it'll mean anything to you,

but I smell like a boy

I thought I loved back in high school.

 

And this is significant, see,

cause in scratching my belly,

I am suddenly taken back to a 

copper Carolla. 

 

And an automatic carwash

with fruity specks of 

rainbow soap.

 

And to a bed whose sheets smelled like his clothes.

 

And when he looked into my eyes and asked me

if I was ready,

I knew right then that it meant nothing (to me)

 

cause to myself,

as he pushed forward,

I ridiculed his 

silly question.

 

And not that I think it means anything to you,

but that's quite a lot to suddenly recall

with the simple scratch

of a belly.

Acts of Service

He asks me what I think my ‘love language’ is.

It is a stupid thing he learned in 

marriage counseling,

which is funny considering his pants are

off.

 

I don’t know, I say.

What are my options?

 

“Well there’s gifts,” he says

as I take his cock in my mouth,

“mmm, it’s like, uh, love to you means

getting and giving gifts and stuff”

 

Mhm, I reply,

running my tongue around the curve of his head.

I raise up and work him with my hand.

What else?

 

“God…there’s words of affirmation”

 

Yea?

 

“Yeah, like, 

telling you that you’re really fucking good at that”

 

Mhm, I resume sucking him.

I make a motion with my free hand to hurry it up.

 

“Fuck…ah, you gotta slow down. There’s…there’s uh, 

there’s, fuck, you gotta slow down…”

 

I raise up and put my hands 

behind my back

like I’m under 

arrest.

 

You have my full attention, I say.

 

His cock bounces between us

like an anxious child 

caught between two arguing adults.

 

He lets out a heavy exhale, “Well, 

there’s the gifts, and the words of affirmation, 

and there’s physical touch, you know.”

 

Well I DID.

 

“And, uh, quality time? Like 

spending time 

together. 

Then there’s acts of service. 

I think that’s the last one.”

 

So which is it, I ask.

“Which is what?” he replies.

I notice his cock toeing the dirt

in the outfield.

 

I mean which thing do I need to say 

to get you to stop talking about this?

 

“Physical touch” he groans.

He looks disappointed.

Which is a funny thing considering 

his pants are

off.

 

Then that one, I say

and bring his cock back to life.

 

It’s such a weird thing when he wants to talk.

As I swirl my hands in time with my mouth,

he erupts in a chorus of

drawn out ‘fuuuuuuuuuck’s.

 

As I’m leaving, I notice its started to rain.

I’d walked there, but he’d passed out on his couch

not long after.

 

I grab a newspaper and cover my head.

 

Should have said service, I guess. 

Bar(istas)

I’ll tell you the difference between writing at the bar

and writing in a coffee shop

where they put leaves

in cream

on your coffee.

 

For starters, the drinks here taste like raisins.

I prefer my drinks taste like

rye bread.

 

And they’ve got those designs on top

and they watch you;

these coffee shops are all so

damn small

 

they watch you so you can’t react

and whisper that it tastes like

raisins.

 

Second,

the women next to me are educational 

professionals.

And you find plenty of those in bars

‘cept at the bar, they’re honest

and sweaty

and vulgar

 

and here, their hair’s done

and they’re quiet

and they’re happy

 

that the coffee tastes like raisins

cause raisins

are blahblahblah.

 

Second and some, 

the man to my left

appears to be in deep thought.

His laptop is about as nice as mine.

He looks about as serious as me.

But my coffee is disgusting and he’s on his

third cup.

 

I’ll tell you how the bar is the same as this shop, though.

The smell stays on you.

Runs its dehydrated fingers through your hair.

It’ll be damn near impossible to pretend I

wasn’t here.

 

And I get about as much writing done

here as I do

there

 

‘cept there, when I get a drink I don’t like

I call the barkeep a mook

and he pours me something different

 

licks the rim before handing me my

glass,

 

and here, I say stupid things like

“Thank you,

it’s delicious.

 

How’dja get the cream to

do that?”

Robert's Thing

"It screams", Robert says,

"the energy emitted

from particles being torn 

apart".

He smirks at dark matter.

Says, "There is something else.

Something there we cannot see.

Some dark force with mass and all gravity

that does not interact with things

the way most every observable thing

does."

 

And my heart feels flighty,

like its been asked to dance.

And I feel panic as my brain teeth attempt to gnaw 

this

 

raw 

red

information.

 

And when at last I think I understand,

when I think I possess the guts to face

the weight of the unknown,

I look up to see him

smiling

and it occurs to me

I do not. 

Memory Jar

My son lay stretched across us,

my mom and I

the upright sticks in an uppercase

H

 

and my son stretched across us

to bridge our singularities

 

my son stretched across with heels dug in my 

side.

 

And I stayed very still and I stared very long

at the movie playing on the

ceiling.

 

A romantic getaway one year ago.

How I loved him then, him = he

who shall not be

named.

How we'd laughed and kissed

and made love by the window.

Curtains open,

city watching,

saying, "I remember when".

 

I stayed very still with my son stretched across us

because his toes are the cops

and my ribs are the cell

and my presence is a man

too thin for jail.  

Justice is swift; I do not test them.

I stay very still and I keep watching the ceiling. 

 

Another movie's begun - the birth of our son.

The erection and climax of doubt

wiped clean by a love that came easier

to him.

 

I close my eyes and start to crack a smile

but shift my weight 

instead.

 

Officer Tootsie is quick on the draw

and with one smooth motion

his heel comes down on an organ

I'm certain 

 

certain

 

is vital.

 

And the movie is gone

and the pain is immense

and that's the way it should stay. 

Reflections of the Self Variety

Time is what touches me most often 

anymore.

I am something like the word ‘dollop’,

‘plopped’, ‘pulp’, ‘pullup’, ‘polyp’.

Analog eyes brace themselves for the knock;

signals flutter, readjust, find a bathroom mirror

snowing.

 

Face. 

 

Timid tinsel strands peek out 

like children hoping for adoption,

their brothers 

plucked 

to a chorus 

of 

wide-eyed 

o-shaped

 

Screams.

 

Well don’t you worry, silver birds

for as sure as canyons start out as streams,

so too shall you 

inherit

 

the 

earth. 

Firelight

It isn’t the liquor that makes me feel

Slinky

Sexy

Cat’s corvette

It’s the music

No one else can

hear

It’s the music shoved

Deep in my ears

And my breasts plump up like

Corn fed chicks 

My ass perks up like

Spring break teens

And I want you here

I mean, I guess

It’d be nice if someone bore witness to 

how sexy 

I think I 

Get.

2330 - 0730

On nights like this, I consider

my father - 

 

windowless room

concrete column

humid springtime air

unmoving

 

I liken his shoulders to the expectation of this

desk

 

I liken his body to the vaulted 

cycloid ceiling

 

He is something like concrete himself, you know

 

and here, tonight

my beanbag body

 

slumps toward morning hours.

 

The sun must soon be rising, I think;

I hear birds chirping through the speaker.

Coz you can't spell 'manhating' without 'mating'

It is 9AM on a Sunday.

The woman next to me is beautiful 

in that leather-bound, rhinestone cowboy

kinda way.

Blonde. Perky. Tips a hat she isn't wearing

toward my pasta dish and third 

margarita. 

 

"I like your style!"

Her name is Bre but I pronounce it Brie,

and I chuckle to myself coz

I'm dumb that way.

 

Brie's boyfriend isn't answering his phone.

Brie's boyfriend is ignoring all her texts. 

She tries and tries, but it's no use.

He left the night before and has not returned.

"So I say," Brie rears, "'whatever you're doing, 

whoever you're with,

wherever you are,

just go ahead and stay there'"

 

And I applaud her and toast her 

attractive Irish Coffee,

that sexy swirl of whipped cream floating

atop a shapely cup of 

Joe.

 

I know just how you feel, I say.

My husband left us five months ago.

Decided that he'd rather drink

than get to know his baby boy.

 

"Oh baby girl" Brie starts to say,

but I continue on,

 

And I get to thinkin' men are villains.

In fact, I say, they are animals

predisposed to eating their 

young

 

"Ain't that the truth!" Brie says and toasts,

but I go on coz I ain't done,

 

And they might oughta separate men entirely.

Consider the fact that men make the most crime.

They're the killers. They're the rapists. 

They're the burglars, crooks, and thieves. 

They're too dangerous to live in civilized society!

 

And I think I must have lost her there,

cause it looked like she was trying him

again.

Verbose

I apply myself topically, I said

in thin, creamy layers/ an Elmer-fine paste

and people apply me to their hands, I find

they wring their wrists

with globby drops of

me

 

and I smell like unfinished wood, I think

I think I might sound like

sandpaper hooves

 

the shape of my voice is like apartment carpet,

or the texture, rather

the shape is more like

broken down cardboard

 

(flat and ready

to be built or discarded)

 

I say this, I said

so that you might understand better

why I never go with y'all to

 

karaoke. 

Attached is a copy of a non-emergency incident report

(witness)

 

My son is napping in the next room.

 

I've become my father in that sleep 

no longer requires soft things,

sheets,

blankets, beds, 

night or

consent

 

and I would love to be the log he saws

 

but time alone is valuable;

worth its weight in stolen 

gold.

 

(victim) 

 

It is dark.

It is dark because I have the light off.

I have the light off because I don't want to wake him.

He is asleep in the next room

but I have the light off and I don't want to

wake him.

I have the light off and so 

it is dark.

 

(brief description of the incident)

 

I am reading the poetry of a man

who buried his father

in 100

and 85 pages.

 

I consider my father,

asleep down the hall.

Lights on and TV

blaring.

 

I consider my husband,

wide awake

across town

buried beneath

 

that soil taste of

Miller Lite.

 

It'd be simpler if he were dead.

Not better, but 

simpler.

 

I could write a book and move on.

 

(CCTV supports report)

 

At least he's staying quiet over there.

Which is more than I can say for

my father.

Phone Roses

I set out a row of roses

on a towel on the floor. 

Pink. Yellow. Pink. Pink. Yellow. 

The pinks are singed and look like

'mallows 

held to the fire by a careless child. 

 

My son carries my seriousness 

like a stack of books on his 

sweaty head 

 

carefully, he kneels and selects a flower

 

"Pink fwower. Fwower is pink"

Satisfied with his correctness, 

he catapults the flower over

his shoulder

 

Onto the next, 

"Oh. It's yeh-woah. Yeh-woah fwower"

And over his shoulder it soars. 

 

Something about the thud, 

the soft smack of petaled lips

falling to earth 

from great distance... 

 

"Pink" he says.

There's a pattern. New test. 

 

He shakes the pink rose violently, 

petals exploding like pigeon feathers,

eventually 

snapping its neck. 

 

He repeats this and hands it back

"It's bwoken" he says

 

"I'll say", I reply.

Weltschmerz

For the while, he's too young to realize/wonder/

ask with no control

 

Where is my-

Didn't we-

Don't I look like-

Who's that man?

 

'Dada' falls from leaving bees

trickles down the bulb, dots drops

of what can only become steam 

down his Only-Two-Thank-God

stem of Know and Must Let Go

 

falls silently into a room

where nothing makes it

out

 

squash and stow away these things:

coos, crawls, w's for r's,

dada, hiding, mama, crying

saying, leaving, crying, dada

leaving, leaving, leaving, leaving

Leaving, Leaving, LEAVING,

 

LOOK!

 

Here comes the tongue depresser now!

The memory french presser now!

 

He doesn't understand it yet

and likely won't for a long time,

but the effort taken by his brain

to mash this into Nothing

cubes

 

it's on par with what I think I'm doing/with what 

I Hope I'm 

doing.

Ground Zero

I read about nuclear disasters sometimes.

When I get a wild hair, I

decide to read

in explicit detail

the events that lead to

 

Chernobyl

Kyshtym

 

Fukushima

Windscale

 

and neverminding the fucking

Horror of it,

 

neverminding the sirens and reminders to stay calm,

neverminding the mothers unable to stop

the cells from changing inside their

children

 

neverminding all of that,

the thing that gets me 

are these fucking sicko

photographers

 

they really seem to get off on the

evacuation

preservation

 

sees mid-saw

trees like sentimental statues

in courtyards littered with

yesterlife's problems

 

 

And whatever, you know.

It's their business and all.

But sitting here now

in my unoccupied apartment.

Toys at the ready.

A yellow ring around the sink.

 

I can't help but feel like some wackjob photographer

is just waiting for my skin to start

itching.

like the bears do

O what a sight THIS 

is!

 

Starkist lemon 

pepper 

cat food

 

prison plate with

plastic

 

ware

 

don't I look like something 

borrowed?

 

"ex" "estranged" licks maroon lips

thinks "knife" looks strange

on paper.

Fucking Afraid

The older women are war painted

 

beautiful formations like diamonds

in caves

 

and when death approached for one of their

own,

 

I planted my feet and I tried to be brave

 

I watched it start by removing her voice

but not before she gave it

to my mother

one last time

 

And I watched it blow out every star, 

every candle,

every flaming thing she kept hidden in her 

eyes

 

and then it came for her warmth

and it drained all her color

 

and when death arrived, I tried to be brave

 

the older women looked on

with tight lips and strong jaws

 

and I looked away

 

fucking

afraid.

double dipping true stories AKA Perfect's Cousin - Not Perfect

I was out a few nights ago at a bar across the street from my job. 

And I'd been there a while and got to feelin' pretty down about

what a terrible mother

I'd allowed myself to become.

 

Then.

 

Like a scene from Jaws,

 

A bright orange balloon buoy began zooming through the water-

logged patrons.

 

I followed it with my eyes, back and forth it went

with great speed

and shit accuracy.

A few chairs were bumped,

tables scooted.

 

Then.

 

I saw that the balloon was tied

to a kid. 5 at the very oldest. 

 

And I felt instant

awful

relief.

Twangerz

Does beer salt expire? he asked, shaking 

another layer of spicy salt

in the lettuce palm

of his croissant hand

 

lick

 

I don't think so, I said,

might taste less potent 

maybe?

 

He continued this

shake lick 

shake lick 

shake shake shake 

liiiiick

 

You should lighten up, he says

shake shake 

shake

 

shake

 

lick lick lick

 

can see how much it's killing you

that I didn't wash

my hands.

We Filthy Animals

One particular male pretended to be asleep

and let his fat, frustrated hands

wander off his lap

over my pre-teen legs

to the top of my elastic pants

and down my floral print

panties.

 

Another held me against a wall

in school

and asked what I would do

if he decided he'd rather just

"take it".

 

Another happened when I was too little to recall

very many details

apart from always feeling

very scared to be around

him.

 

One told me I shouldn't be that way.

It'd be fun.

I owed it to our friendship, plus

Who else was I giving it

to?

 

How many flat-tongued remarks

have been dragged across my body?

 

How many "accidental brushes"

against my butt, my breasts,

my thighs, my floral

print?

 

I am 30 now and the attitude has changed

toward those of us

now speaking out.

 

They believe us, sure

they believe us.

 

But their Tommy Guns don't. 

A Moment of Clarity Midst the Rape of the Locals

Oh, this fucking 

back patting

siiiigghh

 

deciding I am way past

through 

 

looking for you,

 

stuffing telegrams in the bag of a 

messenger

 

shot clear through the ovals

 

over

and over

 

again

 

 

pulling strings

crushing cans

pressing hard against

 

the 

wall

 

there are plenty of poets

picking up that  s l a c k

forging their bodies

of passion and

work

 

in your

disappearing

 

reappearing

 

ink

 

Oh, this pick-me-up!

do my tits look

perky yet??

 

You're a Native Land I've decided to name

/claim

/blame

 

I had nothing to do with "discovering" you.

 

And I'll accept that I'm likely

the savage one.

Egg Mustard Potato Salad

If those particular words 

in that particular order 

don't make you want to scrape your tongue 

(the way my son 

does,

exaggerated, and with lots of 

spit-ooeys)

then sit down and join me for a lovin' spoonful.

There's 46OZ left.

 

When do I feel I became a non-sexual object?

 

Long before this tub of egg mustard potato salad,

I assure you.

 

I'd have to say sometime around 

getting married

and...

 

realizing that I can type

roughly

108wpm.

 

Say what you will - you were gonna anyways - 

but, a freshly lit cigarette might very well be

the sexiest thing

I've seen all night.

 

I know, I know.

I was supposed to talk about me being this Thing.

Like a fax machine, or a dented

K-cup.

 

But.

 

This cigarette, sleek and wispy,

threw me off.

 

And with any luck at all,

I'll land on something

hard.

 

Like the fact that I Know

this cannot go on

forever.

Death Ramble

Allow me to examine this

"trapped feeling"

more closely.

 

I feel comfortable with dying,

but I don't believe I want to.

It may be more accurate to say

that I feel comfortable with saying

that I feel comfortable with dying.

 

I don't want to, though.

I'm at least That sure.

 

Do I believe that I am better than

married? working?

caring for my child who radiates

Life?

 

Is a handful of dirt not also the Earth?

It is nothing to conquer the land.

To let it pass through my fingers

or let it go undiscovered

down roads that don't take me

to work or back home.

 

What is it I feel I am missing then?

The Love? The Sex?

Sex is boring; what hope does love have?

And I have it already! The love,

not the sex.

Sex with ME is boring.

Love takes long looks

out a dirty window.

If the window were dirtier,

sex might not be boring.

 

Where do I feel it is happening?

 

On a battleground!

In the eyes of small men!

 

But those men most certainly want to die

even if they're not comfortable with saying it

yet.

Truant Me

It's a physical pull now.

The urge to stop by the bar after work.

Down a shot. See some tits. 

Something. Anything.

Anything not home

and not dead

and not work.

I don't have to like it;

I usually don't.

And it's not even the alcohol, really.

I just-

 

You just need to feel 

like you're getting away with something, he says.

 

YES.

 

He smiles and nods.

I don't like his smile.

Like he thinks he's what I'm getting away with

today. 

 

And I spend buttloads of money doing it, see.

One shot here. Two beers there.

These tall margaritas are good for 4 pours,

but they're 12 bucks a piece

and I usually have two or three.

 

Then there's the lying and cutting class and

asking for help 

when I know I don't

deserve it.

 

I get to feeling like a real scumbag, I say.

 

And he smiles

and I wish he'd stop

doing that.

Bar Scene

I take my seat at the bar,

order one beer and close my tab.

A man sits two stools down from me.

Orders a Shiner and a shot of Jack

then asks the bartender to close him out.

"I just bought a brand new pillow" he says

to no one in particular.

His head looks like the yellow splotch

on a particularly ripe watermelon. 

Middle aged and typical, I imagine he's married

and hasn't had to tie his shoes in a very 

long time.

Tell me about this pillow, fella.

"It's one of those My Pillows they advertise on the radio"

Sports radio! I know the one.

What better advertisement for revolutionary comfort

than through the garbled lip vision of an AM jockey.

"I haven't slept on it yet; it just arrived today"

He nurses his beer and appears to be saving

the shot of Jack for the very end.

Are you excited? I ask

He nods and looks worried.

He's a harmless sort.

A knee-socks kinda guy.

The kind to eagle 2 holes in a row

but write birdie and par on his score card

just to keep people from thinking

he's some kind of cheat.

What will you do if it disappoints you? I ask

Write a strongly worded letter, I hope.

He smiles and says

"Nah, I couldn't do that. 

I'd probably just hang on to it like I do

everything else"

At that, I ordered myself a shot.

And we shared a toast to the saddest thing

I'd heard all goddamned day.

Everybody Out/In Wants In/Out

You can't argue with the existence of bars,

I mean,

even the priest with his hands dug deep

in the wallet of a God he's Pretty sure

is asleep...

even the whores inspecting new goods

with a tooth sucked tsk and 'that'll do'

especially the kids sidelined with asthma

and the wives who'd be the first to tell you

their husbands are only

acquaintances 

who never seemed to turn

the page

they'd all tell you the bars

are real

and it is only after putting 

another dog in the ground

that I feel I may have unearthed

some peace;

the bars are real and never moving,

but the space on either side is 

juuuust wide enough

to forget which side is free.

Optically Violent Variables

I'm paraphrasing

but

Robert,

in an attempt to cheer me up,

said something to the effect 

of

THERE IS AN ULTRAMASSIVE BLACK HOLE IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE WITH THE MASS OF 400 BILLION SUNS. THIS PARTICULAR OBJECT OCCUPIES NO SPACE. IT MAINTAINS ALL MANNER OF MASS AND GRAVITATIONAL PULL, BUT AS IT OCCUPIES NO MEASURABLE SPACE, IT SIMPLY IS AND IS NOT. YOU, MY DEAR, ARE AN EXTREMELY FORTUNATE COALESCENCE OF ENERGY.


And he wasn't yelling or anything,

but I feel like anything That heavy

(400 BILLION SUNS heavy)

prob'ly shouldn't lean against

the wall.

Small Talk

It's fair to say it takes shapes, I tell her,

the unhappiness,

it's like

well, like water, I guess

it waits for whatever new thing

to fill and then

be

and it stays until whatever thing breaks - 

the happy times, I guess,

then in floats another

gaping mouth

I wish you wouldn't tell me things like that, she says,

pulling her sleeves down, covering up the fresh red loopholes 

she calls 

a new kitten

So why ask, I say


She doesn't know.

They never do.

Today, Tomorrow, and Other Relative Terms

Do you want me to order you some food, he asks.

He's an alright guy when he's not acting married. 

When he treats me like a customer,

that's when I like him best. 

Thanks, I say,

but I don't get lunch on Sundays.

It's Thursday, he says.

He looks disappointed.

Then why doesn't it feel like Thursday, I ask.

Because it's Tuesday, my mom replies.

She dries her hands and we walk out of the bathroom.

She asks if I'm feeling okay.

I'd feel better if I knew what day it was.

We'd feel better too, boss man says,

jotting little notes, asking me to sign here.

I smile weakly.

Mondays, am I right?

But my voice doesn't carry past

the first row of

pews.

On the topic of classical music, 

I don't know, man.

Sounds are just different for me.

I see shapes. Places. Ordinary nouns

like mattresses and apples,

but sometimes I see hammers 

axles and ashy

elbows of the 

Lord.

I'm not going to say only the smart ones 

listen to it.

Hell, 

Eric fucking Baker

who swore to anyone who would fucking listen that I 

stuffed my bra 

6th thru 8th grade - 

he listened to Beethoven cause he liked

how music could sometimes force itself

upon you.

And he was worth about as much as 

the oil stains on F and J.

Maybe less. 

At least F and J mean 

I'm at or near

home.

Anyways, 

what I'm trying to say is that

Szeryng's interpretation of 

Romanian Folk Dances

makes me think of a less-than sign

followed by a raised left eyebrow

and wrists and fists all downward

followed by a

waterfall.

Skid Lids

There is something very

Animal

about being able to pick out

the leader

in any group.

These three silly

straws,

buck'apiece WITH the

helmets,

they are cranking away on their

handlebars,

rocking back and forth at the light.

The leader is easy. He wears a black jacket

that slopes where adult male shoulders

ought to go.

Inches up

glances back

signals to

one

GO!

He pulls hard on the reins of his

rocking horse,

wills it to one wheel,

carries on a few

blocks.

The other two flank him,

keeping annoyed drivers back

a-ways.

I watch all of this while,

inside my own car, my darling Elliott

plinks his keys n'scratches strings.

I breathe deep the wispiness of that

tortured soul

and suddenly, it all seems so

ridiculous.

Those limp-dick vanilla beans want to die

just as bad as everyone else.

But unlike my darling Elliott here,

they lack the courage to do so

alone.

Forget the blueberry, Grape

Alright, forget the blueberry

(though how could anyone forget that

Bouncing Blue Perfection?)

forget the blueberry and tell me

what it is you think

you're missing.

Life, he says. The Life, he repeats.

Seeing the world. Courting pretty girls.

Drinking warm wines and cold beers.

Smearing avocado on every god

damned thing.

And why can't you have those things now, I ask.


Because Fort Worth is nowhere.

Nothing. Nada. 

Zip. Zero.

Zilch.

Null. Void.

Less than-

Woah.

I'm going to have to stop you right there, Fuzzy Grape.

You could court pretty girls if you weren't so dramatic.

Dramatic?

Dramatic. 

With your pocket fulla syno-

nyms.

And you can drink what you like - 

Total Wine is open

nearly every damn 

night.

Save for Sunday, of course.

We're not heathens, after all. 

And seeing the world?

Who the hell needs it.

You could be so busy living the life right here

that you never even wonder

what the Swedes are doing.

And the French? The fucking French,

they WISH they could get their hands

on that creamy green

3 for'a 

dollar

at the Fiesta Food Mart like

we do.

a conversation with grape about blueberries

I can't understand the madness, I told him.

I work and I go home and I play with my son

and sometimes I have a drink and sometimes I

fuck my husband and

sometimes I lie awake on the couch for

hours

and I think about nothing at all.

Mostly nothing, I amend, 

sometimes I think about the rewards for labor - 

paying off the cars in a couple of years,

how much money that will save us

each month!

 

What madness, I ask

but he doesn't reply.

Instead, he pushes his muffin in my direction.

I'm not hungry, he says.

 

Suit yourself.

I take a bite and out rolls a fat

blueberry.

Look! I say.

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

 

From being grown, gathered, shipped, sold,

selected, stored, BAKED

it has retained this perfectly round

shape.

 

As I picked it up and threw it away

I felt sad and altogether

certain

the poor bastard would never be 

happy.

I brake for self-reflection.

The nursing home my grandmother stays in

has little to no 

creative outlets

 

save for the one

 

grand piano

 

twinkling it up in the

lobby.

 

It only knows the one song

which is funny and sad

considering the facility 

caters to patients

with failing n' hard-

boiled

brains.

 

So while I count another measure

from those flying phantom 

keys

 

they just sort of sit and wonder

who it is that plays

so good.

 

 

I cursed the near death of a homeless man today.

Some white ladies in the neighborhood

adopted

him.

Paid for his medical 

expenses

and all.

 

Food. Clothes. 

Shelter. Surgery.

 

And I spit sparks for all the normies

no one will ever care

about.

 

But I do that, you know.

I bite my tongue into 

pieces

 

cursing things I can't control

 

damning folks I've never

met.

 

And I guess I might finally get 

the cruel perfection of the

damn piano - 

 

nobody really knows Why we're here,

and we're all sort of doomed

to repeat our

selves.

Peanuts

Fuzzy grape person says there isn't anything worse

than when you Nothing someone.

Or when someone Nothings you.

To feel about someone the way most people feel about

that off-white color apartments and new houses use

to differentiate the true white trim.

It's got some yellow and brown in it, like an overripe banana

but then they suck it of all richness

and the resulting neutral hue is nothing

anyone notices first or 

at all.

 

"That's how you KNOW you fucked up", he says,

"When someone NOTHINGS you".

 

And I don't tend to agree with him on much.

I drift between liking him okay

and wanting to stick

my finger in his mouth

(like a hook giving the heave-ho 

to a bent straw duck-billed dancer)

and then pulling until I find the

blue wire (go

boom!)

 

But even This is Something against the Nothing I feel

for most Everyone else.

See? This is the second poem I've referenced him in.

And that may as well make him

a ridiculous, grapey god

next to the poems I'll never write about 

the rest of you.

to my long lost poet, my velvet nose story

I officially mind your absence, man.

So to fill the time and satisfy 

the space,

I'll tell you my stupid

horse story.

 

So I'd gone to the Stock Show, you know,

it's tradition that managers

sort of sneak out n'just

go

 

so I'd gone and there stood

four giant ass horses

all in an obviously 

on-duty

row

 

and Rickey, you know, he'd been saying

for years

that I needed to touch

a horse's

nose

 

so I walk up to the cop atop

the horse and say,

"I've never actually seen a horse up close,

is it okay if I touch its nose?"

 

and the cop laughed and laughed

and I took that as a yes

so I touched the nose and woah,

soft as cock in a very

hot

tub

 

So

 

I get back to work and I tell Rickey, you know,

I say, Rickey, I finally done

that horse's nose non

sense

 

and he smiles 

and shouts,

"feels different from the rest of the horse, 

doesn't it?"

 

and I cursed myself for what 

I'd have to say to the 

cop

when I walked back to find out

the difference.

Velvet Noses

I take more than a little exception to the fact

that country folks live amongst

city kids

 

a duck flew into the reflecting pool, I say

so what? big deal!

what kinda duck?

 

The fuck should I know?

Any kind of duck

is an unusual find

on museum grounds

 

but 

 

typing this now, and 

recalling my point, 

I can see why we both took

offense.

At Tino's. With dad. Over breakfast.

My dad isn't sure why I write

or what it means

or who the hell reads

or why we're not all

killing ourselves

at work.

 

I mean,

I'm doing that, too.

I think. I am.

I feel. I am.

Working all the god

damned time.

 

I write like I speak

like I think like I

want

and there isn't a single profound thing

about it.

 

But dad says he supports

this useless endeavor.

And he's killing himself

at work, so

there's that.

by Now

The glass is from a pack of nice highball glasses

someone gave to us

at some point

I'm pretty

sure

 

There's this neat, ornate gold rim around it.

Is that redundant?

rim around?

 

It's nice, man.

It looks like something you'd see

in a hotel lobby

as the little red-headed girl behind the desk

informs you she's got no more room

for wolves

 

So!

Gold rim, nice highball glass

with those squiddy baby nubs at the bottom

you know

those protruding pinkie toes

 

and 

a line of bubbles 

like a frantic series of coded messages

straight up

and constant

 

This particular glass of champagne

has been sitting for

oh

30 minutes, I guess

 

but bubbles bubbles bubbles

in a perfect little line

straight up

 

Shake the glass a little and you get a

Galaga effect

shake it real fast and you get

your imprisoned second man

back

 

Spin the glass entirely

and you get like a

digital piano

run

 

chromatic like a

finger

all inclusive

blacks and whites

bddddddddrrrrrrrrrrpp!

 

Anyway

 

I guess I should get around

to having some

 

it is 5:20 already

and I told myself I'd be finished

by now

Pugilist

I want Herbert to box, he says.

 

Why would you want that?

 

It'll be good for him, he says. 

Make him tough so nobody messes with him. 

 

Like who? 

 

He shrugs his feminine shoulders. 

Other kids. Adults. I don't know. 

My brother did it when he was a kid

and I want Herb to do 

the same. 

 

Well that's just fine for your knucklehead brother,

but my son isn't 

boxing. 

 

He's gonna get messed with! 

 

I square up and get in his face. 

And who's going to mess with him, huh? 

You? 

You, you little bitch boy? 

Is that what you're saying? 

 

He puts his head down and shrinks into a ball. 

Cut it out, he says. 

 

Speak up, lady. They can't hear you in the back.

Who do you think is going to mess 

with my son? 

 

He stays in a defensive curl 

until I walk away

and I get to thinking, you know, 

boxing might do him 

some good.

Space Smut

Look, man.

I'm simple like the shapes of vowels

(except the e, that one's a bitch) 

and I can't handle all your stars and 

spherical nonsense, it's

just too much for me to think about

do well enough throughout the day to not

throw myself down the fucking 

stairs 

and they're very pretty pictures and all

but I have little to no use 

for new words 

to old problems.

in some kinda (m/n)ude

fuck these right-hand suggestions, man

i'll start mid-sentence

or i simply won't-

synonyms, rhymes, trends

christ 

i'll tell you which words 

hit softest

to hardest

 

like'ta

oughta

need'ta

gonna

 

want'a

wantchu

aim'ta

getchu

 

-finish at all

we make the rules here

and these pre-tend poet participles?

lettum dangle

on every false

Start

everything the color brown

t-shirt

towels

blanket

couch

 

everything

the color brown

 

coaster

table

carpet

chair

 

the light behind his

light brown hair

 

garage door

front door

bedroom sheets

(that's just a guess;

I'll see next week)

slam poetry

i don't believe in spoken poetry

 

more specifically,

i don't agree with the type of person

that GOES to spoken poetry readings

morbid bunch of so's and so's

trying to piggyback off of some breathy mope's dilemma

they want your laughter in their throats and to hurt where you hurt

and your points poking holes through their

blank construction paper

they want to make your problems their problems

knowing they can go home at

anytime

and none of it goes with them unless

they buy the book

of course

 

well guess what, you cowardly pieces of shit

this bike is flying off the canyon alright

but it ain't a two-seater and you're not

invited

Dewlap

"You did how many peyote buttons?"

 

"No," I tell him, "it's not like that."

"I just see things when certain people talk.

Sounds are like that for me"

 

"Alright. Sam Coffman?"

"The soft side of velcro wrapped around something hard"

 

"David McMillan?"

"Folded paper airplanes"

 

"Don Morrison?"

"Those teeter-totter horses you put a quarter in outside of supermarkets"

 

"Richard Levandowski?"

"Hot cinnamon apples and mashed potatoes"

 

"Me?"
"The couch we had growing up. It was grayish-blue with random lines of color sown down it.
It was covered in lint balls that tickled your hand if you rubbed it real fast."

"I remind you of a couch?"

"Yeah"

 

"Well how about you?"

I wanted to tell him I see two-dimensional objects when I talk. 

Like a stack of wet cardboard flaps.

Or a tilted view of a line graph.

Or powder blue rubber mallets

that make gross, fleshy thuds

instead of fun, bouncy booms.

 

It was a lot to say in my dumb, nothing voice.

 

"Dewlap", I said.

 

And we left it at that.