secondhand

His daughter doesn't look very much like him.

She doesn't look very much like anyone, to tell you the truth.

She just sort of appeared one day

while a friend and I were throwing darts. 

She didn't look like me at all,

but then, she didn't look like anyone.

I left without saying a word to her.

She was too big to risk being funny with. 

Kids that age have pristine memories.

She is his daughter now

and it's just as well;

she never did (look a thing) like me.

In Retrospect Pt. II

Sworn to uphold,

I float in with the tide.

A fellow screams.

He’s been stung, he says.

I piss on myself

and write him a poem

about how I wished I had been there. 

I am a thing.

Useless as the words used to relay it.

Useless as the need to explain it.

Me. A Thing. To You.

You.

Nursing your jellyfish wound.

(I really wish I could have been there)

In Retrospect Pt. I

It takes a present desk

(a future barricade)

to shovel me back to a past no further

than a willing spade 

and half-hearted toss.

Back 

to the curious birthplace

of my gray-sexual imagination.

I am uprooted and turned over 

like an introduction 

written by someone

not on the exam. I am 

packed tightly inside bottles

(all of which are missing bottoms)

and set adrift without arms

to find you.

Happenis

...and the loneliness will melt, they said

and the shadows you ask daily

for pardon and permission

will be cast by the erection

of happiness.

The Other Half

"Everything disgusts me a little bit"


"What do you mean?" he put his phone back in his pocket

and tried to disguise the reluctance in his face.

After all, this was the other half of fucking.


"I mean everything. Look-" I pointed up the trail

at a young woman walking with her toddler.

"that woman there, do you see her?

Why would you walk with your kid on the side of the fucking river?

Why wouldn't you make the kid walk right in front of you

where you could keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't get clipped

by a biker or fall down the goddamn hill?"


He feigned comprehension and leaned back on the bench.

"I guess not everybody is as logical as you, Brit."


I hated when he said things like that.

His jeans and sandals offended me more than the woman,

but I kept that part to myself.

After all, this was the other half of fucking.

19

I didn't like the look on his face when he said it.

He had long since lost the body to be smug

and the dog hairs coating his black sleeveless shirt

were shiny enough that I could see myself 

recoiling in them.


His question splayed out

over his flushed palms and bored lips

and I knew very well that he didn't want

an estimate.


He wanted a number.

Wet, spread and exact.


"19", I said.

I've written "19" about you.

Pigeon Holes

My lolli-eyed friend leaned closer to his monitor,

trailing his index finger beneath my words

as though he were reading instructions.

He made tiny spirals as his eyes jumped ahead

to the next title and the next title and the next.

"Don't you write about anything else?" he asked.

I stared straight up into the ceiling fan

and followed a pale green blob on one of the blades.

I wondered if it was supposed to be a planet.

I wondered if it glowed in the dark.


"What else is there?"


He stood up and walked over me

so that I caught a quick glimpse up his khaki shorts.

I heard him open up the fridge and pop something in the microwave.

Almost harmoniously with the droning machine, 

the birth of a complaint began stirring nearby.

He stopped the microwave after a few seconds

and I suddenly lost all interest in the answer.

What's Fair and The Other Stuff

If only the body stayed as lean as the mind

and each new fact and definition

took some chunk out of my thighs

If only I had done it

really done it, I mean

if I had just gotten over it

and gotten under it

I wonder


Distance shouldn't be so distant


heights shouldn't be so high



if it wasn't and it weren't

and I could travel just by wanting

then I could prove it to you

and come back in time 

to talk about the 

other stuff.

Renier

The kid's dad was Jewish.

That's why he had light brown curly hair.

Kid had never seen me before in his eight months on earth

and yet

all I had to do was smirk at the kid

and his big stupid mexican brown eyes

got as big

as I imagine his fist must look to him.


He reached for me.

His fat baby breathing sped up

and he did his mouth the way all babies do

when they want to lay one on you.


I'd never seen the kid before in my twenty-six years on earth

and yet

all he had to do was give me that Buddy Hackett smile

and my heart grew as warm

as the shower I took afterward

to get my singularity out of my head.

Wella's Wedding Ring

They keep it very cold in the house.

My Wella never really complains about it,

but she stays bundled up with thick socks

and heavy blankets.

Her eyes lit up when I walked into the room

and she gave me a good strong hug.

She didn't say my name, though.

She hasn't said my name in a very long time.

My Wella took my left hand and smiled.

In her sweet and slow voice, she asked,

"Oooh, how is married life, mija?"

She was beaming but her eyes, still staring at my hand,

seemed to drift in and out of focus.

"It's fine, Wella. Everything is fine."

"Gooood, mija" she said, patting my hand

and looking down to her own.

She couldn't remember what was bothering her

and I knew better than to say what.

Denying Cosmic Significance (The Coincidence Poem)

coincidence

chews on pens

snarls at home life

tickles ribs

it’s all anything

ever is


everything happens just so 

it happens everything  

just so happens it 

happens so everything 

just so(rta) 

happens


you and I?

we owe our lives to the strangeness

or maybe we don’t 

I’ve got a busted pen,

who fucking knows?

we’ve got jagged teeth

they fucking know.


you’ve cracked yourself up

the laughter is contagious 

coincidence


that’s all anything 

ever is.

Ring Finger

he stands firm against the current

carrying thirty-somethings downstream

where sex means gender

means locked doors

means offspring


his shoulders carry the weight 

of the world beneath his waist 

while his hands nervously grasp

at the new meanings

of Swells


his body is strong but the young girls take note

of every inch the rushing months

force him back (and forth, and back)


his sandpaper hangups

have been smoothed into glass

and I wonder how long

before his Anchor can see through him

Hertz Donut

I am the center.

 

My dad gave my brother a bat when he was little.

It was of decent size and had good weight to it,

especially to be giving to a 10 year old. 

He had hoped that my brother would take an interest in sports

but all he wanted to do was squish cockroaches with it.

 

I'll have to wash my hands.

 

He takes several steps back, towards the front door.

His palms are visible and his face 

is so goddamned stupid.

"You're scaring me."

 

My brother never hit a baseball in his life.

Just killed bug after unlucky bug,

tossing them up and swatting them midair,

wishing to God they Were baseballs. 

 

It wouldn't take a very big swing to crush a ball...

"Would it?"

 

"Would it what?"

His back is against the door.

 

"You never fucking listen when I talk."

Chinese Handcuffs

We've sacrificed our False Witnesses,

wrapped them, stitch by Slant-eyed Stitch,

too snug to point out

the Democrat in the room.

It's quite the Bind we find ourselves in.

My Naive fantasies... Your Learned heart...

We are Choking the Index in Berry Blue Two.

Such a Simple thing to say,

"Close the gap, relax, and the cuffs will slip off."

Permission to imagine mercury I can taste!

A fond tune I can carry on my Polar Cap lips:


Close the Gap.

Relax.

And our hands will fall free.

Plot

Leftover verses from sunken ships

hang heavy in the air.

Swollen oaths.

Beached scales.

Bits of slow-growing coal

turning reflective in our hands.


It's here that we've buried

those old names,

those loose lips.

And it's here that we'll die,

anonymous.

Monster

It was me, this time.

Unzipping my pants,

closing my eyes,

letting an uninspired hand

reach in and drag my heart out.

Kicking and screaming

like a newborn I just Couldn't Keep.

It was me who severed the quivering cord,

the link that bound us 

from such a great distance.


That Link, precious tunnel,

underneath our eyes

and above what we thought was impossible to see.

It was me that chewed until it tore in two,

and for what?

Because the fear of an empty church

singing static We Hardly Knew You's

around an even Emptier casket was enough to have me

Cooing to what I already know

is suffering.


The mind can be so naive.

Believing that two souls, born so far apart,

could ever have anything tangible to do with each other.

Dreaming of those first spoken words,

that first touch,

"would I have to tiptoe to reach his lips?"

I can be so goddamn selfish.

Why should this man be Only for me?

What have I got to offer Anybody,

let alone a man so beautifully crafted?

Nothing.

Not one lousy thing.

He deserves to find what I've been depriving him of.

A monster, I am.

A goddamn selfish monster.

Less

Like the fading high of a Sunday morning

or a movie I've seen a thousand times,

you've become very much

like an aging slump of inside-out left socks,

a bad joke about ladders,

a look that says, "do we have to?"

And as more and more dated hazards fall,

I find I don't even wonder where you are anymore.

I can (safely) assume you've got copper breath

in the middle of a rotating club,

proving to them, but mostly to yourself

that you are still quite 

"the young man".

Struggling not to have a good time

while keeping your right hand downright frozen.


I've convinced myself that I love you less

and "absence"

has done nothing of the sort.

Parcel Check

I can hear them

swarming above my head

like locusts on Dollar Harvests

(Quiche slows them down a bit)

I hear Crying and Screaming

from the ReRe-Sung protesters

dipping their dirty blushers

into the Periodic Pool.

I can hear all of this

above my head

but I'm not there.

Not today.

I am the keeper of Hives

and 2 dollar toys, today.

Over-priced backpacks

and the whole Kirkland Spring.

So if Purell is how I'm going

to pass my time

then the fun comes in guessing

where the other .01% went.

Not Even Close

Gurgling in my throat

is an overdue utterance

curdled with time

and not even close to being logical.


What I want to say

has no place with either of us.

Where I've declared home

and heart...

Where the reflection comes off my left hand

and thwaps the curious others.


What I want to say

has nothing to do

with you and I.

The doctor's cold finger

or dog braving the road

doesn't even come close

to how unprepared

my speech is.


So squinch your nose

and pull those ears back.

Silence those soup coolers

and let me begin.

I Am Only

I keep myself in earshot

like an untrusting mutt walking his human to the bus stop.

I keep my eyes wide

just in case.

When they are threatened,

my tiny hands become tinier fists

and I am ready to hit

Anything.


I can't protect them from everything.

The razor sharp paper's edge.

The Accuser inadvertently blaming the eye.

The occupied bathroom stall.

I can't protect them from everything.


In all actuality,

I can't protect them from Anything.


The Magilla hogging 4 Square.

The lying "downstairs neighbor". 

The various sex demons of formality.


I am the wire-hanger white trash passerby

regarding the size of the fight in her tiny dog.

I am a rubber band-less David.

A defenseless Vagina.



All the same,

I swear I'd die

trying to keep them safe.

Crooked Tongue (or how I got all Biblical on the pieces of shit at Best Buy)

You!

Who so prize your own crooked tongues

that a price be made

on all who accept them,

why does your collective utterance

not resonate?

Like one who cries in the pit of space,

your great boastings fall on empty auditoriums

producing no semblance of echo or absorption.

Truly, I say to you

relinquish that False promise held high!

So many pause at your invented beacon,

and I, too, stared dumbly at its proper course.

But in Good Grace was I given perception beyond

the mirrored images magnifying the shadows of all that crawl

and your leger de main became like a child's reasoning.

Oh Stubborn tower of imagined business!

Your walls stand above the eyes of men

but I say to them, "Look past this vulgar display

and see the rotting core!"

Then this be the last warning I send into the sky:

Produce fruit from those insentient salesmen,

or be cast into deafening doomsday read-through!

The Mountain vs. The Mustard Seed

A mustard seed fell at the foot of a great mountain.

The mountain teased the seed

saying,

"There's a lot riding on you."


Months went by

and neither object moved.



The mountain continued to pester the seed,

"How many people are you planning to let down?"



Finally, when the seed decided it had had enough,

he shouted,

"I'll show you what I can do!"



But before he could move

a bird came and took him

while the mountain sat

laughing

and laughing.

An Angel Appeared

An angel appeared and said with great cheer,

"Come!

  Join us!"

and pointed to a crowd;

millions of ghosts cloaked in white robes

bowing their crowned heads forever and ever.

"Join us!"

Narrow Gate

A Call to Arms is what the crowd bellowed

when in the night they came for blameless souls

and among them not one I claimed to know

my eyes stayed low while one did count the most

"You sir!" "You sir!" Come one come all!

You innocents answer the call!

For to the world you did not fall!

"You sir!" "You sir!" Come one come all!

I shuffled near the thinner crowd and wo

not one I knew and I did find it so

peculiar I stood before them, oh

my seed among the rocky soil sown

"You there! Girl! Appear before the stand!"

The crowd then split and left me heart in hand

Slowly I walked toward the monstrous band...

"Girl, you lack the shine of these"

He pointed out for me to see

the thinning crowd beneath the trees

"Narrow this gate and broad you be."

And in that moment my life froze

a recount of my life's past woes

of every time my God proposed

and to the sky I'd turned my nose

"Girl, you lack the shine of these.

Dirty mocks of righteous deeds.

A life lived among the unclean.

Narrow this gate and broad you be."